Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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