I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
