Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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