the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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