Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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