i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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