scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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