Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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