try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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