I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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