I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
honey bunches of taint.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize