its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Randomize