walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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