Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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