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you win
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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