And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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