THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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