I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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