Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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