can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Randomize
