A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
as a side note pls kill me
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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