Where did you get a picture of my penis
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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