So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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