Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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