we're blogging at a bar
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Dear god my vagina.
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