Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
either way he was missing a nipple.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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