she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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