You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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