She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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