I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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