So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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