Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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