paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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