And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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