ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
