Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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