this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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