I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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