Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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