the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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