he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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