I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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