I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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