ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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