He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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