Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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