I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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