I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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