I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
This house was built for laser tag.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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