My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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