If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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