I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I think my moral compass just broke
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