1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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