There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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