dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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